Chris sharma

Other than his almost flash ascent of David Grahams "The Fly"(5.14D,or now V13) i haven't heard of anything...

Yeah, me too! That were the latest news I've heard about him!

Well, folks, as Chris' personal belay slave I am here to tell you exactly what chris is up to...First off, he's really bummed about now. Ever since Nels beat him twice, he doesn't know what to do. So he moved to Canada, and only climbs in Gyms. Rumor has it, he's somewhere in Montreal--big fan of club supersex. But I don't want to say anything nasty 'bout my good friend, so I'm just saying--Nels told me he saw him there. Like I said, he's training his guts out, and only climbing in gyms. And he's keeping up with plenty of his favorite performance enhancing drugs (after all, everything's legal in Canada)--rest, relaxation, and a total good sense of humor dudes. And, what, with the Bush Administration making it harder and harder to bring our favorite perscription pharmaceuticals across the border--who knows what's going on? And he drinks tea, not coffee, because coffee dehydrates you and dehydrated tendons tear (no matter what our french alies say). And (just in case it gives Nels an upper hand) he's studing french like a mad man, 'cause it is a superior language in the bedroom (even if the french get all tongue tied from not drinking enough water...and all that red wine). So frankly that's the gossip. That's what everybody round my parts is talking about. And I can't believe the rest of the world hasn't heard about it yet. I mean, shit, everybody knows what Dave's doing... yours truly, spraygun

i heard that he was humping my mother. i was kind of bummed because she 300 pounds, but to each their own. She does live in canada so maybe that is how he is training. think about it if you can handle 300 pounds of women you can handle about any climbing challenge. think about the danger of a roll over accident or maybe a botched ass slap that is a whole lota women. tons of fun baby

Met Chris for the first time last weekend. He just seems like a laidback no-cal dude, climbing lines that catch is eye. Fun to watch him onsight an 8a+ with a new strong-man sequence. Montreal nightlife is a sure-fire recipe for weakness -- too rad.