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| Geraffle (7c) | Nomen est Omen |
28 Apr 2024
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| Nomen est Omen | ||||||
| Geigenkamm (8a) | Sag ma mal, dass sie speziell is... ohne Kneepad... |
28 Apr 2024
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| Sag ma mal, dass sie speziell is... ohne Kneepad... | ||||||
| Inshallah (8b) | Lang schütteln war da key |
28 Apr 2024
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| Lang schütteln war da key | ||||||
| Geraffle (7c) | 2nd go today after Baumkrone just to impress the boys. Pumpy fight, fun moves, happy nothing fell off.. not as good rock as to the left, but I am not so picky with quality of rock and such.. 💕😏 |
20 Aug 2023
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| 2nd go today after Baumkrone just to impress the boys. Pumpy fight, fun moves, happy nothing fell off.. not as good rock as to the left, but I am not so picky with quality of rock and such.. 💕😏 | ||||||
| Baumkrone (8a) | Last weekend, I found myself at the top of this climb after the last bolt twice, but gravity (or Phil) pulled a bit harder than my power upwards of the last stab. Instead of experiencing success, I got to witness Phil grunting his way to the top afterwards. In full astonishment of how an ~american sack of sweet potatoes can do this, I asked for advice. He shared his secret with me and I was allowed to join the ASSLICK the following week to open my eyes, widen the thighs and tire the calves up steep mountains. It worked. I am a true ASSLICKer now and a living example of its wonders allowing me to ascend this bouldery granite beauty. 3 sesh this year, one last yr |
20 Aug 2023
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| Last weekend, I found myself at the top of this climb after the last bolt twice, but gravity (or Phil) pulled a bit harder than my power upwards of the last stab. Instead of experiencing success, I got to witness Phil grunting his way to the top afterwards. In full astonishment of how an ~american sack of sweet potatoes can do this, I asked for advice. He shared his secret with me and I was allowed to join the ASSLICK the following week to open my eyes, widen the thighs and tire the calves up steep mountains. It worked. I am a true ASSLICKer now and a living example of its wonders allowing me to ascend this bouldery granite beauty.
3 sesh this year, one last yr | ||||||
| Baumkrone (8a) | I managed to send this before Mia. I'm approximately 1000% weaker than Mia, but I did go on two hikes the week before sending, while Mia went to the climbing gym twice. Therefore this is divine proof and revelation that God is a hiker who climbs on the weekends. Because of this revelation I'm starting a new 'religious group' (not a cult) until I'm either gunned down in my compound by the FDA or poisoned by a competing cult like heaven's gate, mormonism or evangelicalism (remember my 'religious family' is definitely not a cult). The name of my group is Anti Sadistic Society for Leisurely Inclination Climbing and Kinetics (ASSLICK) for short. If you are interested in joining meditate with all four corners of your chakras and expel evil spirits from your orifices until you can divine my bank account number. There is a small mandatory entrance fee, and then you'll need to watch some educational materials. Peace be upon thee brothers and sisters. Fear not the Campus Board in the dark places of chalk filled ventilation, nor the boards of the Moon, for thy trusty hiking staff is by thy side, and thine flabby flesh is sufficient as is. |
13 Aug 2023
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| I managed to send this before Mia. I'm approximately 1000% weaker than Mia, but I did go on two hikes the week before sending, while Mia went to the climbing gym twice. Therefore this is divine proof and revelation that God is a hiker who climbs on the weekends.
Because of this revelation I'm starting a new 'religious group' (not a cult) until I'm either gunned down in my compound by the FDA or poisoned by a competing cult like heaven's gate, mormonism or evangelicalism (remember my 'religious family' is definitely not a cult).
The name of my group is Anti Sadistic Society for Leisurely Inclination Climbing and Kinetics (ASSLICK) for short.
If you are interested in joining meditate with all four corners of your chakras and expel evil spirits from your orifices until you can divine my bank account number. There is a small mandatory entrance fee, and then you'll need to watch some educational materials.
Peace be upon thee brothers and sisters. Fear not the Campus Board in the dark places of chalk filled ventilation, nor the boards of the Moon, for thy trusty hiking staff is by thy side, and thine flabby flesh is sufficient as is.
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| Baumkrone (8a) |
22 Jul 2023
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| Geigenkamm (8a) | Mega |
22 Jul 2023
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| Mega | ||||||
| Geigenkamm (8a) | crazy day with good company but big thunderstorm and trees crashing arround us. Very nice route. 3 gos, -but every try like onsight again ;-) |
18 Jul 2023
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| crazy day with good company but big thunderstorm and trees crashing arround us. Very nice route. 3 gos, -but every try like onsight again ;-) | ||||||
| Synergieeffekt (8c+) |
21 Oct 2022
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| Synergieeffekt (8c+) | One day send! 5 stars route! Hard boulder at the beginning and than some power endurence to the top. |
21 Oct 2022
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| One day send! 5 stars route! Hard boulder at the beginning and than some power endurence to the top. | ||||||
| Geraffle (7c) | pumpig |
28 Aug 2022
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| pumpig | ||||||
| Harry has it all (7b+) | Bei so viel geile Granit-Gneis Gebiete vorbei fahren damit ma in oam überhängendem Kalk klettern kann? Dafür hätt i fast koa Motivation gfunden - allerdings positiv von den Routen überrascht. |
28 Aug 2022
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| Bei so viel geile Granit-Gneis Gebiete vorbei fahren damit ma in oam überhängendem Kalk klettern kann? Dafür hätt i fast koa Motivation gfunden - allerdings positiv von den Routen überrascht. | ||||||
| Harry has it all (7b+) | Thanks for the beta Hannes/Mia! |
23 Jul 2022
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| Thanks for the beta Hannes/Mia! | ||||||
| Harry has it all (7b+) |
23 Jul 2022
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| Geigenkamm (8a) | beautiful route. felt easy this time |
17 Jul 2022
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| beautiful route. felt easy this time | ||||||
| Geigenkamm (8a) |
16 Jul 2022
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| Harry has it all (7b+) | Fun moves |
26 Jun 2022
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| Fun moves | ||||||
| Harry has it all (7b+) |
26 Jun 2022
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| Inshallah (8b) |
25 Jun 2022
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