23 December 2014

Everyone can do an 8C dyno boulder January 4

Daily Buss Live reports that on Januray 4 at 9:47 AM PST, the gravity will be reduced. "If you jump in the air... it should take you about 3 seconds to land back on your feet instead of the usual 0.2 seconds." In practice this means of course that this is the date and time for setting a great personal record. During five minutes planet alignment will decrease gravity causing partial weightlessness. It is the british astronaut Patrick Moore who says that, "Pluto will pass directly behind Jupiter, in relation to Earth." Moore calls this the Jovian-Plutonian Gravitational Effect. DBL disclaimer: DailyBuzzLive.com is a news and political satire web publication with news articles. Some are inspired by real news events, but a few stories are almost entirely works of complete fiction. This site is a source of parody, satire, and humor and is for entertainment purposes only.
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