615
ASCENTS
7 %
OS RATE
68
BOULDERS IN DB
615
ASCENTS
7 %
OS RATE
68
BOULDERS IN DB
Name Style Route Comment Properties Date
Date
Secret Samurai (7A) Ergo
17 Mar 2024
Ergo
Perpetual Darkness (7C+) I love crimps, choss boulder tho
3 Mar 2024
I love crimps, choss boulder tho
Perpetual Darkness (7C+) 3 beverages consumed, 2 Oreos eaten, 1 "soft" 10. Certainly a weekend of all time
3 Mar 2024
3 beverages consumed, 2 Oreos eaten, 1 "soft" 10. Certainly a weekend of all time
Perpetual Darkness (7C+) Josh is funny because you spend 1.5 hours on scatterbrain and take v6 and then you do this in like 5 tries and you take v10
28 Feb 2024
Josh is funny because you spend 1.5 hours on scatterbrain and take v6 and then you do this in like 5 tries and you take v10
Iron Resolution (8A+) my version of counting sheep is rehearsing rigs in the mind... felt so familiar on the go... really believed in this and found the rare moment of MFC... to make it extra special, it was the first time Neil got to see me climb :-) s/o isamer for equipping me
23 Feb 2024
my version of counting sheep is rehearsing rigs in the mind... felt so familiar on the go... really believed in this and found the rare moment of MFC... to make it extra special, it was the first time Neil got to see me climb :-) s/o isamer for equipping me
Iron Resolution (8B) No one understands the lyrical genius of my haikus: “Float like butterfly, ate like bee Wet like water, some sweat, some pee Splash like whale, Willie is free” Get it?! The first line is a reference to Mohhamed Ali’s famous line “float like a butterfly, sting like a be” but then its Ate like bee? Because its 8B(dont ask carlo about the grade, my height, or how many times I full crimped. Plz dont bite my ankles Carlo)pronounced like Ate-Bee. Also because i literally ATE on this climb The next lines begin with an allusion to my queen Katie Lamb’s iconic 2020 shitpost log of wet dream. However here i elaborate that the wetness does not come from nocturnal emissions, but rather my body’s parasympathetic reaction to how “witiwally scawy this bowder is” Finally, in the last line i write “splash like whale, willie is free” this is both a reference to the 1993 hit film “Free willie” and to the fact that now that I have sent, i am free from the shackles of my project, free from the burden of my dreams. It also reflects the “beached whale” nature of my ascent as well as the fact that my fly was down, nearly freeing my willie. soft.
10 Feb 2024
No one understands the lyrical genius of my haikus: “Float like butterfly, ate like bee Wet like water, some sweat, some pee Splash like whale, Willie is free” Get it?! The first line is a reference to Mohhamed Ali’s famous line “float like a butterfly, sting like a be” but then its Ate like bee? Because its 8B(dont ask carlo about the grade, my height, or how many times I full crimped. Plz dont bite my ankles Carlo)pronounced like Ate-Bee. Also because i literally ATE on this climb The next lines begin with an allusion to my queen Katie Lamb’s iconic 2020 shitpost log of wet dream. However here i elaborate that the wetness does not come from nocturnal emissions, but rather my body’s parasympathetic reaction to how “witiwally scawy this bowder is” Finally, in the last line i write “splash like whale, willie is free” this is both a reference to the 1993 hit film “Free willie” and to the fact that now that I have sent, i am free from the shackles of my project, free from the burden of my dreams. It also reflects the “beached whale” nature of my ascent as well as the fact that my fly was down, nearly freeing my willie. soft.
Little Black Book (7C) Felt easier to skip the first crimp and arm pogo straight to the crack
3 Feb 2024
Felt easier to skip the first crimp and arm pogo straight to the crack
The Chube (5C) Repeat
3 Feb 2024
Repeat
Gunsmoke (6A) Repeat I think
3 Feb 2024
Repeat I think
Streetcar Named Desire (7A) Good hip stretcher
3 Feb 2024
Good hip stretcher
Perpetual Darkness (7C+)
14 Nov 2023
The Chube (5C)
11 Nov 2023
Gunsmoke (6A)
11 Nov 2023
Little Black Book (7C)
4 May 2023
Perpetual Darkness (7C+) Sharp. Dropped the move to the crimp from the low, had to find a better method
4 May 2023
Sharp. Dropped the move to the crimp from the low, had to find a better method
Gunsmoke Traverse (6A)
26 Apr 2023
Perpetual Darkness (7C+) pre break
19 Apr 2023
pre break
Diary of a Dope Fiend (7B+)
2 Apr 2023
Perpetual Darkness (7C+) I went feet first, top out was still hard as shit
18 Mar 2023
I went feet first, top out was still hard as shit
Little Black Book (7C)
18 Mar 2023